• Crackpunch

    I just want to run a razor up and down his body.

  • Knob Marley

    The caption is so ostentatious, but in the picture he looks rather embarrassed…

  • Myhorrorshow

    So close he forgot his v shirt douche.

  • Hyperbeam

    mmmm dat whipped cream and fedora hhhhhh

  • Xcalibur

    his vest reminds me of a turkish overseer of galley slaves.