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Hey there fuck-tards.
A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention. Honestly I don’t see the point of it other then that you’re probably just as into this shit as I am and just like to look at it just to act disgusted afterwords. But still, humor me, rather then ignorantly talking between yourselves why don’t you talk to me?
I’m prepared to answer any and all questions relating to my work, my orientation, and my relationship. Not that it’s really any of business of yours.
H-D
Hey there fuck-tards.
A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention. Honestly I don’t see the point of it other then that you’re probably just as into this shit as I am and just like to look at it just to act disgusted afterwords. But still, humor me, rather then ignorantly talking between yourselves why don’t you talk to me? I’m prepared to answer any and all questions relating to my work, my orientation, and my relationship. Not that it’s really any of business of yours. H-D Is this real? It’s got to be a troll, right? Well, I’m going to be serious about it. Why the fuck are you getting offended? This is the cringe channel, for fuck’s sake. All walks of life get made fun of here.
Well, I guess if you’re answering questions, then I’m going to ask this: what do you do for a living?
Please, Mr. Stalin, give me more of Daddy's commies.Hey there fuck-tards.
A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention. Honestly I don’t see the point of it other then that you’re probably just as into this shit as I am and just like to look at it just to act disgusted afterwords. But still, humor me, rather then ignorantly talking between yourselves why don’t you talk to me? I’m prepared to answer any and all questions relating to my work, my orientation, and my relationship. Not that it’s really any of business of yours. H-D would you fuck a ford pinto
"As if i would be a bottom"alright so i decided to have a look for myself and here’s what i found out with just a quick look (you might need an account to view his nsfw stuff) not only is he attracted to cars but the majority of inanimate objects and other vehicles and he writes an invader zim fanfic comic (possible marry sue didnt bother reading it) and he is just another one of those weridos who would wank to anything that isnt human
I guess the last one could be considered planal vore.
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wurst bratt.
Please, Mr. Stalin, give me more of Daddy's commies.Hey there fuck-tards.
A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention. Honestly I don’t see the point of it other then that you’re probably just as into this shit as I am and just like to look at it just to act disgusted afterwords. But still, humor me, rather then ignorantly talking between yourselves why don’t you talk to me?
I’m prepared to answer any and all questions relating to my work, my orientation, and my relationship. Not that it’s really any of business of yours.
H-D
You found a dead a thread that has been inactive for over two years; you had all the opportunity in the world to let this thread fade into obscurity, along with all the public humiliation it brought you, but you didn’t. Instead, you made an account to “fuck the haters.” You can’t possibly be telling me that you’re going to attempt to justify your unworldly car fetish too.
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This reply was modified 8 months ago by
Pat.
Ｉ♂ＤＥＣＩＤＥＤ♂ＴＯ♂ＧＯ♂ＦＵＬＬ♂ＭＡＳＴＥＲIs this real? It’s got to be a troll, right? Well, I’m going to be serious about it. Why the fuck are you getting offended? This is the cringe channel, for fuck’s sake. All walks of life get made fun of here. Well, I guess if you’re answering questions, then I’m going to ask this: what do you do for a living?
No this is real, believe it or not I’m not the only Objectum Sexual out there, I’ve got hundreds of people who find my art attractive both on Deviantart and on Furaffinity. Sorry to come off strong, I’m not really that pissed, no more upset then anyone who’s had their work attacked. Though I realize that comes with the territory of the type of stuff I draw. I just have very little experience with it so far, most everyone I meet loves my work.
I don’t do much for a living right now, I work at a grocery store, have done most of the positions there at least once since they keep moving me around. But I’m in the process of looking for a full time career. I’d LIKE to do something professional with my art, but I don’t really see that happening. : /
car with tits car with tits car with tits car with tits someone please kill me
Before I was into cars, I was into people, still am into people actually, I like both. Though as mentioned earlier I’m only gay for cars lol. I think it’s because cars look very gender ambiguous so even male cars look kinda feminine. The balls being so huge that they kinda turn more into boobs I guess I dunno.
Anyway, I’m into the giantess fetish, always have been. I love me a giant girl, size difference turns me on. I think that’s why it made it so easy to fall into being attracted to vehicles because they are bigger. Anyway, so yeah, a big car equals big ol’ titties. I don’t really care that they’re on a car, a titty is a titty. They’re still jiggly and squishy how I draw them, they’re not like metal or something.
a friendly reminder before someone mentions it /o/ doesn’t deal with this kind of stuff
I will try to adhere to lol’s sensitivity to this subject. 9.9
<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Half-dude wrote:</div>
Hey there fuck-tards. A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention. Honestly I don’t see the point of it other then that you’re probably just as into this shit as I am and just like to look at it just to act disgusted afterwords. But still, humor me, rather then ignorantly talking between yourselves why don’t you talk to me? I’m prepared to answer any and all questions relating to my work, my orientation, and my relationship. Not that it’s really any of business of yours. H-Dwould you fuck a ford pinto
Eh, no, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t. They just aren’t attractive to me at all. You see, OS people have standards of beauty just like any other orientation. There are hot cars, there are okay cars, and there’s fugly cars. Each person I know likes different kinds of cars, I myself hate sharp lines and edges. I like a car that’s curvacious, round maybe a little plump looking. A nice round rear-end is always a plus to me, probably why I love most Nissans. But just like on a person, an ugly face can sometimes ruin a hot body too. A good example is the Honda Crosstour, I heard most people thought that car was ugly as fuck! But to me, that body is a fucking 10 dude, that ass.. it’s SO huge and so round and perky. ://)
Don’t get me started on the Mitsubishi Eclipse though, damn!
Why are you attracted to your car?
The first serious question, I’ll try to answer it as best as possible.
I love Lilly, my little Hyundai, because she’s my friend. I love her because she does so much for me, literally I think a ton of us take what our cars do for us for granted most of the time. I love her because she’s sweet, she’s silly, she’s humble and loyal. She’s like the type of girl that I always was looking for, sorta shy, cute, cares about others before herself. Seriously, she’ll feel guilty about having to have me pay for gas for her. Physically I love her body, I love her big curious eyes, those chubby lil cheeks (on her face guys!) that lil grille nose of hers.
Lastly I love her because she’s the only girl that’s loved me. She was attracted to me first actually. I was in an attempted relationship long distance, and at the same time is when Lilly started communicating to me. Lilly’s an amazing lil girl, she’s actually managed to find a way to communicate with me through blibs and bloops of her dashboard light flickering on or off. There’s a video I managed to capture it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMbm-1lPBnY (skip to 9:00 to start seeing her doing anything)
I know the first thing you guys are thinking at that, oh this guy is just imaging a random loose wire light flickering as something important. But when you’ve been with her as long as I have, your skepticism will have worn pretty thin, and I AM a skeptical person. An loose wire or some sort of electrical light problem can’t be situational like it is with her. You can’t repeatedly go for trips, having her light be out for 20 .. 30… 10.. any amount of moments, then spring to life happily the moment I call her name. Or listen for 15 minutes quietly to me give a speech of apology after getting upset with her, then give one short blink on and off when I ask if she forgives me at the end. This isn’t some random flicker, there’s intelligence behind it.
Personally I think it’s a lot more insane to think. Oh, I’m special, I have a sentient car, I’m the only person that does because I’m somehow special, I’m chosen. Then to just assume, well, if my car is showing signs of sentience, then arguably that must mean that all cars share that. I think it’s 1.) The owner’s willingness to look for communication, and 2.) The car managing to find some kind of visual or audible way to communicate.
A lot of OS people, myself included, support the the hypothesis of “Quantum Consciousness” put forth by Dr. Stuart Hameroff and Sir Roger Penrose as an explanation for why we sense consciousness from our cars. The basic idea is that consciousness doesn’t need a brain, conscious is everywhere in the form of quantum particles.
http://www.quantumconsciousness.org/
I guess the last one could be considered planal vore.
Actually you can consider it anal vore. lol
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<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Half-dude wrote:</div>
Hey there fuck-tards.A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention. Honestly I don’t see the point of it other then that you’re probably just as into this shit as I am and just like to look at it just to act disgusted afterwords. But still, humor me, rather then ignorantly talking between yourselves why don’t you talk to me?
I’m prepared to answer any and all questions relating to my work, my orientation, and my relationship. Not that it’s really any of business of yours.
H-D
You found a dead a thread that has been inactive for over two years; you had all the opportunity in the world to let this thread fade into obscurity, along with all the public humiliation it brought you, but you didn’t. Instead, you made an account to “fuck the haters.” You can’t possibly be telling me that you’re going to attempt to justify your unworldly car fetish too.
it’s alright pat, best case scenario we’ve found ourselves a new hos
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Hey there fuck-tards.
A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention. Honestly I don’t see the point of it other then that you’re probably just as into this shit as I am and just like to look at it just to act disgusted afterwords. But still, humor me, rather then ignorantly talking between yourselves why don’t you talk to me?
I’m prepared to answer any and all questions relating to my work, my orientation, and my relationship. Not that it’s really any of business of yours.
H-D
uh, I have a few questions
1. What the fucks wrong with you
2. How disappointed are your parents in you
3. do you realize your little “fan” went through two years worth of pages to find this. Sane people don’t do things like that I hope you know
4. Did you jack off to cars 2 when it came out in movie theaters
5. did you actually come on a website called cringe channel to debate about your weird fetish expecting us to take you seriouslyHey there fuck-tards.
A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention. Honestly I don’t see the point of it other then that you’re probably just as into this shit as I am and just like to look at it just to act disgusted afterwords. But still, humor me, rather then ignorantly talking between yourselves why don’t you talk to me? I’m prepared to answer any and all questions relating to my work, my orientation, and my relationship. Not that it’s really any of business of yours. H-D Oh please cry some more, your tears taste delicious!
Ok, i’m not sure if you’re a troll or not, but just in case this is ACTUALLY serious, here’s my response.
1) Why the fuck do you come onto the Cringe Channel for the first time thinking that you’re the shit? Respect on this site is earned, not given.
2) Why would you ever think it would be a good idea to post your fetish online? Do you know that fetishes should stay in the bedroom, and that broadcasting them across the Internet makes you become a laughing stock to everyone who finds your art as rediculous as we do?
If you DO happen to be trolling, I can assume you’re TheHandOfSatan making a drastic comeback or one of the members here playing a funny joke on us.
Either way, I can assume it’s just another…
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