Man who REALLY loves his car

[Half-dudeMember Posts 20]

Tumblr’s Savior wrote:

How do you feel about the creation of autonomous and public cars

I’m not sure exactly since they’re not really publicly available to test drive. I think it’s a good step in the right direction, along with all these other safety features they have now like the car being able to detect an impact and stop itself. I don’t really give much of a fuck about people who get in wrecks because they’re stupid (texting and driving, drinking and driving, stuff like that.) But I’m happy that the act of driving will be taken from the failable hands of humans and the cars will be able to control their own bodies finally and not have to have their lives cut short and their face rammed into a brick wall because their owner’s don’t give a shit.

I do wonder though if the lack of owner control will hurt the driver/car bond at all. There’s something, for me at least, special about driving. The sort of shared effort between human and car. Both of you need each other to drive, and it’s a sort of perfect little give and take sort of exchange, driving. The car needs you to go out and live it’s life, and you need it to get you places, it needs you to do it’s job, and you help it do it’s job which in turn helps you.

It’s kinda like riding a horse, or walking a dog to me.

superthermite wrote:

Oh wow, I never expected half-dude to find this thread, or post in it after so long lol.

Lol, you never know who’ll find what online do ya buddy? We’ve both learned that.

superthermite wrote:

I think we love your work too…not in a sexual way, but in more of a “holy shit i can’t believe what i’m seeing” kind of way

That’s fine, I enjoyed drawing this sort of porn and posting it up half for that reason, I found it amusing seeing people be so confused. That’s fine, I just dislike when it goes beyond that to personal attacks. He’ll I’d be happy to share my more recent stuff here later. Though you might be surprised the rate of people who see my stuff for the first time and realize they find it hot too. Which then causes them to go through a sort of internal battle trying to figure out what’s wrong with themselves before finally giving in that it’s how they are. Before you know it’ they’re coming to me for some sort of guidance, how to live as an OS person.

superthermite wrote:

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought you were in some sort of online relationship with another “Objectum Sexual?”

I mean IRL, I tried the long distance relationship thing, it totally didn’t work out.. they really don’t unless you have the money to travel. I’m with a girl in Poland right now too, but we’re both kinda in the know that it’s slim to none that we’ll ever get to really meet. As sad as it is, because we are really compatible it feels like.

superthermite wrote:

Furfags are willing to commission all kinds of bizarre and deranged shit. if someone paid to have this drawn http://i.imgur.com/wjcJqL7.jpg They’d pay for car sex drawings.

Aw come on, do you really have to call them that? Let’s just let people be into what they want to be into without the hate man, do we really need it? Anyway you’re right, I’ve been on FA, I’ve seen the buttloads of money some furries make for simple SIMPLE drawings. I’ve had my commissions closed for a while due to  life business, but I plan to reopen them. I was making 30 bucks a pop though. Just made 40 bucks last night for this: http://orig12.deviantart.net/cd16/f/2015/180/7/b/commission__blueball_by_half_dude-d8z9fut.jpgquote=243284

Anonymous wrote:

it’s alright pat, best case scenario we’ve found ourselves a new hos

A hos?…

Anonymous wrote:

uh, I have a few questions

1. What the fucks wrong with you

2. How disappointed are your parents in you

3. do you realize your little “fan” went through two years worth of pages to find this. Sane people don’t do things like that I hope you know

4. Did you jack off to cars 2 when it came out in movie theaters

5. did you actually come on a website called cringe channel to debate about your weird fetish expecting us to take you seriously

Nice to meet you too dick, anyway onto your questions:

1. Nothing, I’m attracted to cars. It’s not like I’m not attracted to humans too. If you have a problem with it you shouldn’t, it’s not like what I fuck effects you in any way.

2. You’ll have to ask them, or rather her, considering my dad disappeared from the picture when I was little.

3. That or he found it randomly in a google search, which is honestly far more likely.

4. No, I actually jack off to very little. Though I will say that Sally Carrera and Holly Shiftwell are pretty damn sexy.

5. I would have never heard of this little hate forum if someone hadn’t linked me to it. I also didn’t come here for a fight. But I figured if you guys were putting so much time into discussing me, I might as well make an appearance. It seems kind of cowardly to talk bad about someone in secret like that. So if you’re going to talk shit I’d rather you say it to my face. : )

[PatMember Posts 935]

Anonymous wrote:

1. What the fucks wrong with you

Half-dude wrote:

1. Nothing, I’m attracted to cars.

Please, let Jesus take the wheel.

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[Tumblr’s SaviorModerator Posts 1200]

Also sorry to rain on your parade but iirc quantum consciousness is more the idea that you’ll live forever because your consciousness will seek survival by finding a universe where you didn’t die.

So it would just make it such that people are immortal, but not in the universe our consciousness shares.

Or something I’m not a physicist.

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[RouranMember Posts 176]

“1. Nothing, I’m attracted to cars. It’s not like I’m not attracted to humans too. If you have a problem with it you shouldn’t, it’s not like what I fuck effects you in any way.”

What we think about you fucking cars clearly upsets you or you wouldn’t be wasting your time here.

This is our town, scrub.

[fukcy ouMember Posts 9]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk-g6ax-ByI

In what seemed to be most suitably measured in cubic feet, an enormous plug of shit, with the consistency of thick mud, came flying out of Chase’s ass. But remember, Chase was only half-way down on the toilet at that moment, and there was now a significant amount of shit on about one third of the seat rim which Chase had now just collapsed upon.

[Half-dudeMember Posts 20]

Pat wrote:

Please, let Jesus take the wheel.

Sorry, Jesus isn’t real. ; ) Cars are though so there ya go.

Tumblr’s Savior wrote:

Also sorry to rain on your parade but iirc quantum consciousness is more the idea that you’ll live forever because your consciousness will seek survival by finding a universe where you didn’t die.

No it’s not, quite simply. You should maybe read up on the ideas Roger Penrose and Stuart Hameroff put forth before making such statements.

Rouran wrote:

What we think about you fucking cars clearly upsets you or you wouldn’t be wasting your time here.

Maybe that’s what you want me to be, you know, if you’re a sadist. But you don’t know me, and you don’t know how serious I take Objectum Sexuality. I’ve seen the dark side, OS people hopelessly closeted, isolated, because they can’t love who they really want to love and can’t tell anyone they know. Documentary studios bating OS people to appear on their shows only to edit and re-portray them as freaks to make a quick buck out of the shock value. The hurtful comments I’ve seen made on youtube about them, many of the people having been on those shows being friends of mine.

I care about the OS community and I also have a lot of time on my hands. I know it’s probably futile, but if I can talk to people like you who are learning about OS for the first time, and are displaying their confusion and ignorance as hurtful comments and trolling, talk to you and maybe educate you that will be worth the effort.

I know you probably don’t want to admit the idea. But there are a lot more people out there attracted to cars then you’d think, I know. Drawing the things I draw, I’ve seen lots of closeted folks PM me telling me how happy they are they found me and just wanting someone to talk to. People who always kinda thought they liked cars, but never realized they found them physically attractive until seeing my art. The problem is that it’s SO stigmatized (just look at you guys and your reactions) that almost no one dares to come out of the closet about it.

I myself, am not a social person, I can not relate well to other people. So my social life is online, and that means I’m not going to hide myself online, I’m going to be who I am and it doesn’t matter how many people dislike it.

fukcy ou wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk-g6ax-ByI

Real mature.

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[dong mcbongMember Posts 1]

so what exactly about fucking a bunch of metal gets ur little prick squirtin?

[Half-dudeMember Posts 20]

dong mcbong wrote:

so what exactly about fucking a bunch of metal gets ur little prick squirtin?

That’s one sexy and feminine looking “bunch of metal”

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[Anonymous Posts 54]

are you willing to fuck a running car engine?

[Anonymous Posts 54]

also how would it feel to get optimus prime’s big daddy dick in your bum?

[WroughtParticipant Posts 247]

Half-dude wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>dong mcbong wrote:</div>
so what exactly about fucking a bunch of metal gets ur little prick squirtin?

That’s one sexy and feminine looking “bunch of metal”

It uh…It really isn’t. Besides, if you like it because it’s “feminine” why are there pictures of B I G C A R D I C K

You all know I'm the worst, I know I'm the worst, let's not waste any time here

[Goudie300Moderator Posts 1083]

Half-dude wrote:

A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention.  

Who who who? I wanna know who brought you here so I can thank him personally for bringing the legend to our front door.

[Tumblr’s SaviorModerator Posts 1200]

Half-dude wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>dong mcbong wrote:</div>
so what exactly about fucking a bunch of metal gets ur little prick squirtin?

That’s one sexy and feminine looking “bunch of metal”

I…I’m gonna give up on trying to understand how a car can have feminine or masculine traits except in the most vague of ways.

Yes humans will personify literally anything. We’ve done it for years and the toy industry has done it since the beginning of time. Hell if you put a pair of google-y eyes on a pencil, say “this is Michael” and then break it in half people will say you’re a bad person. Yarny. Hard features=masculine, soft=feminine.

I understand that concept. I understand that some people even think it’s cute. I don’t because I think it’s downright scary honestly and I can’t see Disney movies much of the time because the concept of sentient objects and people attached to them makes me extremely uncomfortable to the point where I’ll change the subject if it comes up. But I don’t think, even if you think about quantum consciousness, I could reason someone thinking their car is actually sentient. It’s a high complex piece of fiberglass, metal, and other synthetic parts. It was put together in a factory somewhere. The software in it was programmed for a device that was barely fit to run a GUI and it’s a miracle it runs. It’s a tool, like a computer. I don’t think I can change you, I don’t think it’s necessary for you to change, this is the United States, we’re cool with freedom. I guess I just felt compelled to be confused verbally.

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[PatMember Posts 935]

What happened to your

Half-dude wrote:

Hey there fuck-tards.

attitude? Suddenly in your latest block of text, you’re playing the victim card, going on to describe “the dark side” of the OS community. Can you not grasp the concept that if you make all this public, that people are going to criticize you for making these choices? That some people, in their completely respectable opinions, might believe that making some outlandish fetish the epicenter of your life, isn’t a good idea?

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[BubblesMember Posts 62]

Bubbles wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Half-dude wrote:</div>
Hey there fuck-tards. A fan of my work brought this little thread to my attention. Honestly I don’t see the point of it other then that you’re probably just as into this shit as I am and just like to look at it just to act disgusted afterwords. But still, humor me, rather then ignorantly talking between yourselves why don’t you talk to me? I’m prepared to answer any and all questions relating to my work, my orientation, and my relationship. Not that it’s really any of business of yours. H-D

Oh please cry some more, your tears taste delicious! Ok, i’m not sure if you’re a troll or not, but just in case this is ACTUALLY serious, here’s my response. 1) Why the fuck do you come onto the Cringe Channel for the first time thinking that you’re the shit? Respect on this site is earned, not given. 2) Why would you ever think it would be a good idea to post your fetish online? Do you know that fetishes should stay in the bedroom, and that broadcasting them across the Internet makes you become a laughing stock to everyone who finds your art as rediculous as we do?

Lol, I love how Half-Dude never replied to my questions because they would put him in a stalemate.

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