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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2-0_2u0A4Y

    His penis hypnotists me.

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    Cirno’s perfect math class? this is really old.

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    Usagi said

    Cirno’s perfect math class? this is really old.

    I’ve only just “came” across it the same as this.

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    Thanks stickymeal..I was at work and it was “bring your loved ones and people who care about you to work” day. I so happened to be watching this video with them since the little ones loved the pirates of the Caribbean movie and Johnny Depp. When they saw the PENIS they where traumatized…i got sued by the state…and i got fired from KFC. Now i have to go door to door and tell people that i show children videos of naked russian men dancing around to mediocre movies with their PENIS out.

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    Fixed the tittle btw. Figured it would prevent someone else to get lifefucked.

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    Thanks stickymeal..I was at work and it was “bring your loved ones and people who care about you to work” day. I so happened to be watching this video with them since the little ones loved the pirates of the Caribbean movie and Johnny Depp. When they saw the PENIS they where traumatized…i got sued by the state…and i got fired from KFC. Now i have to go door to door and tell people that i show children videos of naked russian men dancing around to mediocre movies with their PENIS out.

    Well the title was “Naked Russian man dances to Pirates of the Caribbean” I mean there is no witty word play, just a Russian man swizzling his penis around. As my father use to say “Always aim for the number one spot, unless of course it’s the sex offenders register”

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    Jesus that cock bounces like crazy

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    Stickymeal said

    Mr.Ass said
    Thanks stickymeal..I was at work and it was “bring your loved ones and people who care about you to work” day. I so happened to be watching this video with them since the little ones loved the pirates of the Caribbean movie and Johnny Depp. When they saw the PENIS they where traumatized…i got sued by the state…and i got fired from KFC. Now i have to go door to door and tell people that i show children videos of naked russian men dancing around to mediocre movies with their PENIS out.

    Well the title was “Naked Russian man dances to Pirates of the Caribbean” I mean there is no witty word play, just a Russian man swizzling his penis around. As my father use to say “Always aim for the number one spot, unless of course it’s the sex offenders register”

    Where in the title did it say he’d wave his PENIS around eh? That is what i thought…you are lucky i don’t sue you for legal contemplation’s.

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    He’s doing the helicopter.

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    Mr.Ass said

    Stickymeal said

    Mr.Ass said
    Thanks stickymeal..I was at work and it was “bring your loved ones and people who care about you to work” day. I so happened to be watching this video with them since the little ones loved the pirates of the Caribbean movie and Johnny Depp. When they saw the PENIS they where traumatized…i got sued by the state…and i got fired from KFC. Now i have to go door to door and tell people that i show children videos of naked russian men dancing around to mediocre movies with their PENIS out.

    Well the title was “Naked Russian man dances to Pirates of the Caribbean” I mean there is no witty word play, just a Russian man swizzling his penis around. As my father use to say “Always aim for the number one spot, unless of course it’s the sex offenders register”

    Where in the title did it say he’d wave his PENIS around eh? That is what i thought…you are lucky i don’t sue you for legal contemplation’s.

    Type in “naked men” into Google and “penis”, you’ll be surprised how similar they are, and boy you sure got fired quickly, I dont suppose anyone at your old work likes Mortal Combat?

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    Stickymeal said

    Mr.Ass said

    Stickymeal said

    Mr.Ass said
    Thanks stickymeal..I was at work and it was “bring your loved ones and people who care about you to work” day. I so happened to be watching this video with them since the little ones loved the pirates of the Caribbean movie and Johnny Depp. When they saw the PENIS they where traumatized…i got sued by the state…and i got fired from KFC. Now i have to go door to door and tell people that i show children videos of naked russian men dancing around to mediocre movies with their PENIS out.

    Well the title was “Naked Russian man dances to Pirates of the Caribbean” I mean there is no witty word play, just a Russian man swizzling his penis around. As my father use to say “Always aim for the number one spot, unless of course it’s the sex offenders register”

    Where in the title did it say he’d wave his PENIS around eh? That is what i thought…you are lucky i don’t sue you for legal contemplation’s.

    Type in “naked men” into Google and “penis”, you’ll be surprised how similar they are, and boy you sure got fired quickly, I dont suppose anyone at your old work likes Mortal Combat?

    images-1.jpg Well motherfucker?

    EDIT: you are into some sick shit sitcky…

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    Mr.Ass said

    Stickymeal said

    Mr.Ass said

    Stickymeal said

    Mr.Ass said
    Thanks stickymeal..I was at work and it was “bring your loved ones and people who care about you to work” day. I so happened to be watching this video with them since the little ones loved the pirates of the Caribbean movie and Johnny Depp. When they saw the PENIS they where traumatized…i got sued by the state…and i got fired from KFC. Now i have to go door to door and tell people that i show children videos of naked russian men dancing around to mediocre movies with their PENIS out.

    Well the title was “Naked Russian man dances to Pirates of the Caribbean” I mean there is no witty word play, just a Russian man swizzling his penis around. As my father use to say “Always aim for the number one spot, unless of course it’s the sex offenders register”

    Where in the title did it say he’d wave his PENIS around eh? That is what i thought…you are lucky i don’t sue you for legal contemplation’s.

    Type in “naked men” into Google and “penis”, you’ll be surprised how similar they are, and boy you sure got fired quickly, I dont suppose anyone at your old work likes Mortal Combat?

    images-1.jpg Well motherfucker?
    EDIT: you are into some sick shit sitcky…

    Could have atleast had some rhyming to go with that alliteration “Some sick shit stick” would have been beautiful. Also this guy has amazing penis control…

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    Stickymeal said

    Mr.Ass said

    Stickymeal said

    Mr.Ass said

    Stickymeal said

    Mr.Ass said
    Thanks stickymeal..I was at work and it was “bring your loved ones and people who care about you to work” day. I so happened to be watching this video with them since the little ones loved the pirates of the Caribbean movie and Johnny Depp. When they saw the PENIS they where traumatized…i got sued by the state…and i got fired from KFC. Now i have to go door to door and tell people that i show children videos of naked russian men dancing around to mediocre movies with their PENIS out.

    Well the title was “Naked Russian man dances to Pirates of the Caribbean” I mean there is no witty word play, just a Russian man swizzling his penis around. As my father use to say “Always aim for the number one spot, unless of course it’s the sex offenders register”

    Where in the title did it say he’d wave his PENIS around eh? That is what i thought…you are lucky i don’t sue you for legal contemplation’s.

    Type in “naked men” into Google and “penis”, you’ll be surprised how similar they are, and boy you sure got fired quickly, I dont suppose anyone at your old work likes Mortal Combat?

    images-1.jpg Well motherfucker?
    EDIT: you are into some sick shit sitcky…

    Could have atleast had some rhyming to go with that alliteration “Some sick shit stick” would have been beautiful. Also this guy has amazing penis control…

    I did rhyme.

    "I would kill my whole family just to become immortal"-Leonardo Dicaprio.
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    He is more magic than Magic Mike.

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